Siri and I Are Not Friends

I believe it all began as miscommunication. Phone Siri never understood a word I said. So, I shut her down. I completely ignored her. She was out of my life until someone gifted me a watch. It was the watch that started it all. I suppose some resentment built up over time, because as soon as Siri popped back into my life, the passive aggressiveness began. Now, I am full-on convinced that she is out to get me.